Santa: Time Served MC, Book 7 by Cee Bowerman

Author:Cee Bowerman [Bowerman, Cee]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2022-03-31T16:00:00+00:00

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“I’m going to mute the audio once I get started because I can guarantee there’s going to be a lot of swearing in the next few minutes. I’ll narrate and explain what products I’m using, and I’ll make sure there’s a link to each of them down below.”

I closed my eyes and listened to my sister chatter at the camera she had set up as she explained the different products she’d be using on me. She had a vlog channel where she reviewed products, and she’d coerced me into being her model for the day.

“This guy is my twin, and no matter what he says, he’s not a hostage. He lost a bet, and now he’s got to let me video him while I review different epilation methods and products. Christopher, how are you feeling today? Are you ready?”

“Probably not,” I said honestly.

A few months before, Blue had found an antique dentist's chair for sale online. Kitty and I had helped her move it up to her office after we picked it up for her. Right now, I was reclining in that chair, and I had to admit, it wasn’t too uncomfortable. If I wasn’t worried about my sister drawing on my face with a Sharpie, bleaching stripes in my hair, or some other stupid shit like she’d done in the past, I’d probably nap right through whatever she had planned for today.

But it wasn’t meant to be. I was wearing a pair of Preacher’s shorts, and there was a towel covering my crotch since she’d be filming my thighs. When she had me change, I thought she was going to do some shit to my calves. But, oh no. Blue has been difficult our entire lives. She was going to be filming something right in my damn lap.

“As you can see, this man’s legs haven’t seen the sun in . . . Hell, I’d guess they haven’t ever seen daylight. I’m marking the different sections with a marker so that you’ll be able to see how the products work and then see how each of the products I’ve chosen for aftercare hold up.”

“What exactly are you doing to my legs, Blue?”

“It’s an epilation treatment.”

“You told me that, smartass. What does that mean?”

“Epilation is the removal of body hair,” Blue explained with a grin.

“Nope!” I said as I tried to sit up.

Blue pushed me back down with a hand on my chest as she grinned at the camera. “You owe me, bro. Don’t wuss out now. Women all over the world do this, on their face or other places on their body. Since you’re my brother and that would be gross, we’re not going to demo the manscaping products, just the waxes and a few depilatory creams.”

I glared at my sister. “You mean I’m going to have bald patches up and down my legs?”

“You are.”

“Mom should have returned you to the store before the warranty ran out.”

“Whatever.”

“If I had a brother, I wouldn’t have to deal with shit like this.”

“If you had a brother, he wouldn’t be able to beat you into submission like I can.

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